Yelp Gold

CT L. Has a name like a rapper and doesn’t really like Chris Brown.

Rating: ★★★★★

Central Park is like the Chris Brown of parks.

• Big in size.  Only Rihanna knows and her pics are pending.
• Full of horse shit, so watch where you are stepping.
• Wildly popular among tourists, musicians, joggers, hobos, couples, and even trolls during the day.
• Anything goes at night.  You may be more than black and blue in tomorrow’s headlines.

Gotta love NYC!  I hope their PR ppl don’t contact me.
I’ll put my disclaimer here first:

*Experiences may vary widely.

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Category: Parks