Central Park is like the Chris Brown of parks.
- Big in size. Only Rihanna knows and her pics are pending.
- Full of horse shit, so watch where you are stepping.
- Wildly popular among tourists, musicians, joggers, hobos, couples, and even trolls during the day.
- Anything goes at night. You may be more than black and blue in tomorrow’s headlines.
Gotta love NYC! I hope their PR ppl don’t contact me.
I’ll put my disclaimer here first:
*Experiences may vary widely.
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– + — This is not a phallic symbol. I dedicate this to Michelle K, who
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Category: ParksCentral Park Conservancy
830 5th Ave
New York, NY 10024